
(via solidifiedperfection)

So true <3 I love Tequila :)
Aww no! I go to DePaul University in Chicago! I went on an AOII following spree :) alpha <3
1. If you dress like a homeless person there is a greater likelihood your professor will ignore you.
2. A chocolate-cheesecake muffin cannot be considered a full meal.
3. I can accomplish a mediocre paper in an hour.
4. My tumblr secrets have spilled into the sorority.
5. I will be blackmailed for all my nonsense.
6. I vow to be alcohol free until “I’m a fake Irish person day”.
7. Monopoly > Class
